est. 2025
random apps.
ironic hats.
We build whatever seems funny. Every app is a thin excuse to sell you an embroidered cap.
the apps
- Holiday Bazaarby the lads
Plan a group holiday with a snake charmer salesman
🎩 Sssalem recommends a holiday hat before you travel
- Achilles Rebuildby matt
Logging the road back to 5km — 9 months of physio, one tendon at a time.
🎩 Complete Phase 1 and you've earned the 'Limping Forward' cap
- Mildly Cursedby harry
The Department of Mild Inconveniences has a message for you
🎩 The Department recommends a protective hat. Results not guaranteed.
the real reason this exists
Buy an ironic hat.
Embroidered caps. Two-word phrases. Free shipping of dignity not included.